Scary telemarketers...
Salams every1,
Let me share a scary experience with u (although some of u will know this already). Last Sunday I was terribly sik with the flu and I got a call from a telemarketer. The guy was indian and he was trying to sell me some holiday deal. He called b4 as well and I kept telling him 2 call and talk 2 my parents but betar mathai kichu dhuke na. He keeps calling and asking ME if i'm interested in the deal. I even sed no to him b4 and he calls again! Matha kharap hoye jay na?
And this time, beta ulta palta proshno jiggesh kore. He asks, "So what r u studying Sujana?", "What was the mark for that?", "wow, ur a genius, r u a human or what?" (ami ei betar flirting method dekhe hashte hashte faint korar obostha).
Then I told him, "look, I've spoken to my parents about this and they're not interested."
Then he asks, "Sujana, have u ever been to India?"
I sed "no, but im from near there"
Then beta kept talking abt india and hindi. And eventually started speaking 2 me in hindi.
Then he sed, "Sujana, do u no, u sound like Amisha Patel?" (thats an indian actress by the way) - amito eita shune hasthte hashte behosh, lol.
I told him, "i have a cold - my voice is weird now" and i went bak to the deal and told him 2 call bak wen my parents are home.
In the end, he's like, "So Sujana, do you want to continue talking with me?" (lamest pick up line ever!)
I just sed, "No, thats ok, i'm fine thank you, Bye" And hung up, lol.
Sorry, that was so hillarious. I told ammu about it afterwards and she was like, "I know i can trust u ishita, tumi onno onek meyeder moto oi polar loge flirt marba na", Ok she didnt say it like that, i'm just making it sound more ancholic bangla :)
Well, hehe, just felt like sharing that.
4 Comments:
Welcome Jannah apu! I'm so happy ur here, wow! Alhamdulillah! Keep commenting. I want to see you here more often :P
3:21 pm
Ishi, how rude of you! Introduce us to your "heavenly" friend...ok- bad pun, lame joke- ignore that.
I'm Flynn, by the way. And I shall take it upon myself to welcome you to Fish-for-Brain's blog (heh...only kidding, Ishi).
9:38 pm
Ok Ok, if u insist, Jannah apu, that was Flynn... As u can see, she's filled witn lame jokes and likes to entertain others with her intellectual chatter *ahem ahem*.
11:00 am
Haha- I'm the one with the lame jokes, when the only "hard" word you came up with is "intellectual"??!
Be nice to those who are nice to you... oh, wait- I guess that rules me out. Hmm...just be nice!
11:37 pm
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